A Broken Dream Haunting In Your Sleep

redmuser whispered, "3, 7, 9 :D"

3- I was confronting the bich of my class and I started to beat her up and she was all bloody and then I woke up ^.^

7- hm, I deleted it but I guess it was “Hiii” to my crush lol

9- Currently yes =D I did something to make it stay pretty for an entire day xD

3 hours ago · 0 notes

alicexz:

CONTACT ME FOR PRINTS of this fine artwork, only $950 each

(via shercockandmycrotch)

20 hours ago · 6,254 notes · originally from alicexz

dontgigglesherlock:

ribbonsundae:

davidscronenberg:

#imagine trying to moan this during sex

#he looks like the lovechild of tom hiddleston and jesus #i swear

I almost fucking died because of that tag ofmgjkas

Oh my fucking god those tags HAHAHAHHA

(Source: chicochopsticks, via shercockandmycrotch)

20 hours ago · 66,395 notes · originally from chicochopsticks
#lmao

jew-paige-onmyplanet:

PLEASE.

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20 hours ago · 26,408 notes · originally from fuckyeahsurveys

in my history class today
some girl: i dont get why guys like lesbian porn so much i mean its weird its not like theres any girls that like gay porn like seriously
me: sinks down slowly into my chair until i sink through the floor and into the depths of hell

20 hours ago · 7,324 notes · originally from rossryan
#me #lol